This is funny but you'll get a very
meaningful moral at the end of the story.
Three women died together in an accident and went to heaven.
When they got there, St. Peter said, "We only have one rule
here in heaven. Don't step onthe ducks."
So they entered heaven, and sure enough, there were ducks
all over the place. It was almost impossible not to step
on a duck, and although they tried their best to avoid them,
the first woman accidentally stepped on one.
Along came St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chained them together and said,
"Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity
with this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman accidentally stepped on a duck,
and along came St. Peter, who didn't miss a thing, and with
him was another extremely ugly man. He chained them together
with the same punishment as the first woman.
The third woman had observed all this and,
not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man,
was very, VERY careful where she stepped. She managed to go
for months without stepping on any ducks, but one day
St.Peter came up to her with the most handsome man she
had ever laid eyes on ... very tall, tan, muscular, and
with good hair. St. Peter chained them together
without saying a word.
The woman remarked, "I wonder what I did to deserve
being with you for all of eternity?"
And the guy said, "Well, I don't know what you did,
but I stepped on a duck."
Moral of the story:
B4 u comment on others, pls. take a good look at
yourself first!!!
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
DUCKS!
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