School has just started about a week, of course .. I do not go to school anymore but Yvonne does. I love it when she goes to school & come back with tons of funny stories in school, it brings my memories back to my old school time, which I've been missing a lot!
Let's share the jokes ...
Yvonne's friend were squeezing (as usual, no one bother to follow the Q) at the canteen. A Form 1 student was kind of blocking her way, so she politely talked to the kid, "Excuse me Kiddo.". The kid amazingly replied her, "我是吃玻璃长大的,怎样?" (briefly translated as "So what? I eat glass during my growing age!")
What do you think?
While students were ask by their computer teacher, what's their new year resolution, they came up with the following answers:-
- I want to make David (the computer teacher's name) mad at me this year!
- I want to become a hacker this year.
- My new year resolution is to get your photo & photoshop your face!
Guess what? Barney's answer was - TOILET!
You faint or not? If I were his teacher, I would bang my head right on the wall! I must say, he has a brilliant mind that could compete with kids nowadays!
Well, I started to worry about my future kids! Will they be as evil as their dad? Tell me about it?
^^
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