Let's call him Mr X.
First Day
Me: Oh yes ... thanks!
Mr X: I wanna have it
Me: (Thought he was just kidding) Sure!
Second Day
Mr X came to my office early in the morning requesting for the wallpaper softcopy
Mr X: Hi morning, I'm here to get your wallpaper.
Me: huh ... morning. (Paused for a while & started to puzzle among myself, why does an old man like him want a cute teddy bear wallpaper?).
Mr X: (Holding his pendrive) Can I save it into my pendrive?
Me: Opss ... sorry, cannot. Coz I didn't save this picture in my picture gallery, I clicked 'Set as Dekstop' directly from the website.
Mr X: It will be in the computer system.
Me: Yes, I know ... but I don't know where to find.
Mr X: Nevermind, let me do it.
Without waiting for me to give him a response, he entered my seat, plugged in his pendrive & start browsing 'My Pictures'. I was very busy clearing my in tray & the pigeon hole early in the morning, had got no time to stop him. Anita peep him from her office, saw him actually browsing & transferring our photos into his pendrive! Anita then walked out of her office & asked him ...
Anita: So, why do you need our pictures for?
Mr X: ohh ... for a function.
Anita: But, what kind of function that need our photos?
Mr X: (Stalled for a while) hmmmm .... nothing!
NOTHING?!?! Can you accept this? I can't! Anyway, he didn't manage to search for my bear but managed to save our pretty pictures & left my office. I just couldn't imagine what would he do with our pictures!
Third Day
We met in the lift early in the morning.
Mr X: So, I'll go to your office later, to continue searching for the bear.
Me: Erm ... actually not too good. My boss doesn't like people from other department to touch our PC, there are some P&C matters in my PC.
Mr X: Alright, if this is the case, I'll get Terrence's (MIS Manager) help.
Me: (Speechless) ..................
Forth Day
Terrence came to our office asking what happening & informing us that he has no time for this kind of little tiny matters. Finally ... Anita wants me to remove my wallpaper for good, no more story~!
There goes my cute wallpaper & I'm using a very boring Windows' wallpaper now! I hate him ...
"Are you married" -- this is the first question he would ask a girl / lady / woman the first time he meet them. Then ... he would continue by telling people that he's still single. Hello??!!??!! Who cares ... and who wants to know?
I've not much comment on him but everyone in office (especially girls) seems to have the same feeling towards him. He's not coming here to work, but to get a partner & he's so damn desperate!
2 comments:
Puhleaassseee...Get him doctor.
Imagine this.
Freaking oldman: 'Are you married?'
Me:*Dumbstruck* Er...no?Why?'
Freaking oldman: *smiles to itself*
Me: 'Why are you smiling?'
Freaking oldman: 'No nothing..'
Me: Your still smiling...
Freaking oldman:'no nothing.. really'
Me: Erm...your saliva is leaking...
P/S: Breathing really hard while he was talking.
YUCK!
hahaha ... you have very good imagination!
Whenever I see him in the office, I can relate this comment of yours already. I'm just worried I'll laugh myself off when I talk to him next time. lolz
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